gay fairy dust... of Science.

Okay, you know The Princess Bride?  The Dread Pirate Roberts saying,  "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."   Yeah?  It's a bit like One Thousand and One Nights, isn't it?   Shahryar and Schezerade and "I'll have her put to death tomorrow." 

In William Golding's book there's also this bit titled Buttercup's Baby and it mentions that Westley became... educated in the ways of the flesh(?) in his time as a pirate.  Thus: *waggles eyebrows suggestively*

Okay, and the userpic.  *pokes at it*  It totally looks like The Doctor and Donna are running away from a glowing pumpkin, Donna's dress hiked up for this purpose.  I have decided that the doctor would be theMostAwesomestFairyGodmotherEvar! and there should totally be an episode wherein this is the case.  I mean, he has a sonic screwdriver and travels around with a giant closet full of wonder.  He can so be my fairy godmother.

Which brings me to my third point, sort of: I have decided that Doctor Eleven shall be Bill Nighy, because this would amuse me, and also that when this happens there should be tongue-in-cheek Bill Nye-ey Doctor moments.  Just one or two.  Obviously.  I'm not completely mad.

Point Four:  with regards to this whole amendment 2/proposition 8/102 business.  It should be noted that I'm very disappointed in all of you*.  I expect better in the future.  That is all.

*"you" here, refers to the American public in general and certain voting/non-voting members in specific.