I can has drugz nao?

The Universe is Awesome, yo by _kiden
Rating: G
This is amazing .  Remember Hewlett rapping?  It's kind of like that, only crossed over with adorable kittens, that are high on catnip.  It has some wonderful, wonderful lines.

The Universe is Not Enough by trinityofone
Rating: PG 
Rodney is an intergalactic spy.  Canadian stereotypes are rampant.  It's completely and utterly gorgeous, and I kind of have this strange desire to see Hewlett play Bond now.  (Also: newkidfanhas made coverart. *dies*)

Over the hills and far away by flambeau 
Rating: PG
The Atlantis expedition is highly discriminatory towards a certain peoples.  It's slightly odd and disturbing.

Breaking Up is Hard to do by amireal
Rating: NC-17
So, aliens drug and kidnap them.  Rodney's high as a kite and there's math, and penguins, and stuff.  They're kind of.. really adorable (John and Rodney - not the penguins),

Absurdity Theory by Julad 
Rating: NC-17
OK, so there's quacking (and honking) and mysticism and conspiracy theories and pornish bits.  It's one of those things that you look at and think to yourself, "what were you on?"  

ETA:  You know that thing about Hewlett as Bond?  Can I just say that I was so, so right about that and it's amazing? rodneysgirlhas made a vid  (Atlantis Royale) and it is made of win.