Snape's PoA era list

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Written in response to the weekly challenge over at snape100 .

Title: Snape's PoA era list
Challenge: #203: Snape's List
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG

-make sure boy-who-lived not killed through own stupidity and/or by evil dark lord/minions

-attempt to penetrate thick skulls of dunderheaded students with something approaching learning

-ensure mangy werewolf does not eat people

-win bet with Minerva this year re: House Cup

-avoid Albus’ sadistic match-making attempts

-watch customarily evil DADA teacher to ascertain extent of collaboration with homicidal escaped convict

-avoid seduction attempts by sick, twisted, evil werewolf almost certainly in league with escaped convict

-gouge Albus’ twinkling blue eyes out with sugar spoon from tea set

-continue stalking werewolf for good of society

-bring justice to wrongdoers

-inflict revenge